4.12.04 – 5.22.04

 

Nobody steals to build a hospital.

                     Frank Sinatra in Tony Rome

 

trying to attract nude business to the area

 

It doesn’t seem to be responding to Pikachu’s Lightning Attack.

 

People respond to rejection; they just do.

                     As told by Ginger

 

What good is personal time if there’s no one to share it with?

                     Hugh Neutron on Jimmy Neutron

 

There’s sort of a relationship between England and India.

                     Sara on Sara’s Secrets

 

Deep-sea leprechauns

 

Sometimes I put recycling in the garbage to punish it.

                     Do you think they get the message?

Oh, they will.

 

Alaskan Bull Worm

 

Elevator to Hell

 

You can be the giant rat.

                     Dominic

 

People are enjoying themselves as only people who’ve been told by their king to enjoy themselves can.

 

…your son, Peter, is at the announcer’s booth. He says he is not lost but you are.

                     The Fast and the Furious

 

Stakeout on Dope Street

 

sad perfume

 

By law, extraterrestrials are not allowed to land in the vineyards of Chateau Neuf De Pape.

 

I could do a lot if it was necessary.

                     Then why don’t you?

It ain’t necessary.

                     Paul Robeson and Hattie McDaniels in Showboat

 

Two robots walk into a business establishment and destroy all humans.

                     Robot street cleaner on Fairly Oddparents

 

Unlike other members of the civet family (which are silent), the binturong has a loud howl, and makes chuckling noises when it is happy.

 

In addition, there is the “duck-killing” leap – in the wild, binturongs will leap on prey (such as ducks) to kill them. While this may sound funny, getting 15kg of binturong upside the head is no laughing matter.

 

Only one other carnivore has developed a prehensile tail, the kinkajou of South America.

 

Did you ever know I used to be a saxophone player in the Irontown band?

                     Edward G. Robinson in Easy Money

 

You’ll be back. And when you do come back, I’ll kill you.

 

I love you, more than God.

                     Audrey Hepburn in Robin and Marian

 

I don’t believe Robert Donat ever gave a bad performance. I’m willing to fight about it.

 

Everything I know is a lie!

                     Sheen on Jimmy Neutron

 

Jesus Malverde, protect me.

 

featuring Harry Van and Sappho, his educated penguin

 

We were going to name him, “Osama,” but that kind of fell through.

 

Dad, I just realized your name is, “Peter.”

                     Chris on Family Guy

 

Collide-a-scope

 

I thought you were a pot of coffee.

                     Audrey Dalton in Titanic

 

But I understand you, William Blake. You are a poet and a painter and now, a killer of white men.

                     Gary Farmer in Dead Man

 

Where the Sky Meets the Sea

 

pipe

 

I wish my family would turn into spareribs.

 

And in this corner, a duck who needs no introduction….

                     Referee in Looney Tunes

 

The heavier the man, the deeper his boot tracks.

                     John Wayne in Shepherd of the Hills

 

You can’t tell what he’ll do!

                     A monster!

                                          Two young men in Sanjuro

 

Galapaghosts

 

Where are you? I can’t yell at you if I can’t find you!

                     Debbie on Wild Thornberrys

 

Is it a bug? Is it a butt?

                     Dominic

 

nasty alien fruit monster

 

I’m not crazy about you, I’m just crazy.

 

Sometimes I feel like I’m destined to live in an endless world of filth.

                     Rocko on Rocko’s Modern Life

 

When I’m with you, every day seems like Double-Soup-Tuesday.

                     Fry on Futurama

 

For me to react the way you do, there’d have to be a bong on the table.

 

Any landing you can walk away from is a good one.

 

On one channel, Raymond Burr is a reporter in Godzilla. On another channel, he’s a murderer in Rear Window.

 

It’s not the bodies that dance but what comes floating up unto this space as a result of the gestures of those bodies: a kind of monster.

                     Maro Akaji